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The Sword of Justice & Other Stuff


 Where I've Been
 

This is some of what's kept me away from the 'stream:

Douglas County Youth Congress 2008

Youth Congress Video

(Click on "more videos" and then on the Youth Congress)

Political Stuff

Barack Obama 08

The Book

Three Day Novel Contest

My WrapArounD Program

Take a Look at Wrap

Hanging at the Ranch

Town of Larkspur

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 The Valkyrie's "Impossible Dream" Holiday Wish List
 


1) A Jeep windshield that would remain unblemished for a year

2) The death penalty to be abolished nationwide (go, New Jersey!)



3) No more jail sentences for truancy or other age-related offenses

4) The U.S. to no longer be the #1 incarcerator in the world (we're #1!)

5) Less advertising, more real information

6) Less pay for pro sports figures, more pay for people who work damn hard to support our infrastructure and our populace

7) Six months without a mention of Paris, Lindsay or Britney

8) An end to the wars in which the U.S. is engaged

9) Less fear of teenagers, more understanding of the biological and developmental stage of adolescence

10) Fewer guns

11) Fewer legal interventions with the mentally ill, more treatment responses to folks who are struggling

12) Full funding for my wraparound program

13) More recycling, less throwing away

14) A president who looks a little different from every other president we've had since the U.S. gov't was formed

15) True justice regardless of socioeconomic status, color, education, age, etc.

16) More research-based programs, fewer flashy interventions that don't do what they're purported to do

17) More trains, fewer trucks

18) Fewer chains, more mom 'n' pops

19) More solutions, less division

20) Godiva chocolates for all, and to all a good nougat

Happy Holidays - - May all YOUR wishes come true!



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 These Are My Kinda Cats
 


Hey, go check out these Viking Kittens!

Happy Pillaging,

The Valkyrie


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 Satan Protests Sports Mascots, Threatens Suit
 


(Written with more than a nod to The Geekly Planet)

Following the lead of Native American tribes across the United States, Lucifer K. Snugglebottom, aka Satan, has come out firmly against devil-related sports mascots, declaring them to be "...demeaning depictions of demonic, devious, debased devils." Satan claimed kinship with native peoples who have protested the Cleveland Indians mascot, among others. In Satan's words, "Indians and I have a lot in common. We were both overthrown by white European know-it-alls who enjoy spreading disease in their spare time. As a downtrodden minority, I demand that devil imagery no longer be associated with sports and stay where it belongs - - as part of the Halloween tradition."

Satan provided a number of examples of demeaning devil depictions:



"What?" Satan exclaimed. "What kind of message does a devil in a rocking chair send? Either infantile or geriatric, or maybe that we're off our rockers. And BLUE? Even if Mike Krzynsix - - Krytxz - - Mike whatshishooper sold his soul to me for the Shane Battier years, my people won't stand for this misrepresentation of our color."



"And here it is again - - a blue devil. This one's even worse, as the mascot of Cordell High School in Cordell, OK. Cordell beat the more appropriately, respectfully named Dill City Red Devils in every sport imaginable, including curling and synchronized swimming. I can't STAND Cordell, even if their football players were dreamy (OK, that might've been The Valkyrie speaking there, but just ignore it)."



"HELLO??? Can you say redundant? New Jersey Devils, my shiny red ass."

Never one to let a bandwagon pass without jumping on for a while, The Valkyrie has also decided to file suit against the Minnesota Vikings, for misrepresenting that ancient Nordic people as big, dumb, cold, marauding.......never mind.



As always, take a stand - - even if it's a silly, pointless, idiotic, gains-you-nothing-real stand, just take a stand. Keeps you distracted while the rest of us focus on what matters.



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 Is God a Rockies Fan?
 


Dan Caplis is a conservative talk radio host in Denver. He's also running for office - - senate or house at the state level, something along those lines. Dan's cohost on his radio show is Craig Silverman, a former prosecutor who is marginally more liberal than Dan. And for some reason, I just find it fascinating to listen to their individual takes on the issues du jour.

After the Rockies won the league pennant, for the first time ever getting the chance to go to the World Series as something other than a spectator or hotdog salesperson, Caplis & Silverman did a show on the "spiritual" influence on the team's late-season winning streak. Dan appeared to be convinced that God was in the details of the Rockies' successful run to the World Series, and that got me thinking - - is God a Rockies fan?



Dan referenced the faith of the Rockies manager and the entire team as a factor in their win in a sporting contest - - does this mean that the Diamondbacks are faithless heathens and that God punished them? Even if the Diamondbacks ARE faithless heathens, isn't there something a tad immoral about exercising one's omnipotence on behalf of one team in a sporting contest? God'll never get into the Baseball Hall of Fame now....

I was also struck by the possibility that God was taking time out of his busy schedule to muck around with which team wins a baseball game. What, did hostilities cease in Darfur? Were the monks released in Myanmar? Did we leave Iraq? Are children across Africa no longer being infected at birth with HIV? Are teens no longer being sexually assaulted in juvenile prison?

That's not really fair, I guess. Even God should be able to take a break, grab a cold Coors Lite and root for the most righteous team. Thanks, God, for finally getting the Rockies into the World Series - - we owe you one. Like, a firstborn.



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